Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??"
Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,"With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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Three Feelings:What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives.
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
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Son asks difference between confident and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. ur friend also my son, that'sconfidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitedly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...
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Friend to sardar: Why are u going for a birth control surgery for the ninth time?
Sardar: What to do yaar, my wife still keep getting pregnant.
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