Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says :"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks:"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE
is:
W ithout
I nformation
F ighting
E very-time
Wife replies :" No,......It means:
W ith
I diot
F or
E ver!!!"
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,...
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away.
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A young boy asks his Dad :
What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential .